Mercy, mercy, where did I leave my eyeglasses? Oh there they are on top of my head.
Who put the potato peelings in the Velveeta cheese box? I would never do such a thing! (I think I better check the garbage for the cheese.)
Something is squeaking in this house...we must have a mouse. No dear, it is your knees.
What did I have for breakfast today? Hmmm, can't remember. Oh, I forgot to eat!!
Where are my teefers? Ah....I was testing the tooth fairy and I left my false teeth under my pillow.
Let's go on a date tonight dear. Where would you like to go? Oh me too...sounds lovely...we will put our two recliners together and watch one another sleep.
Honey, lets you and I go out in the corn field and kiss behind the ears. Hee Hee
Just a little bit of humor on a day that I am really feeling my age. They say these are the Golden Years. Ha..."golden" for whom. Well I would say the doctor, the lawyer and the funeral home.
Bye all...enjoy your youth. Your day is coming!!!!!!
Hugs, Deanna (Mimi)
Mimi's Thought For The Day: Keep laughing --it will take years off of you...best face lift available...... and the best medicine around.
Pigs And Dogs
2 days ago
TOO FUNNY...Oh, but oh how true! I agree with the humor part. I am thankful for lack of good eye sight...Kim might not have married me if he saw perfectly!!! I love you dear friend!
ReplyDeleteI love the part about keep laughing! That we must! Love to you, KJP
ReplyDeleteI am not enjoying the aches of getting old either, but thank you for the humor. You are great and I love being your friend. jj
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